Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Hippo gnu deer
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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