I'm gonna have a badass scar
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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