omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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