:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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