I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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