So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
