Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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