Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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