You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
420 ftw
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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