similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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