sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.