plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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