So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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