I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?