You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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