i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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