You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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