I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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