i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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