found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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