I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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