Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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