Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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