She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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