No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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