You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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