I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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