well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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