walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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