Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i out mim tonsoeep
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