its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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