My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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