i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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