Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
