Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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