apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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