so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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