So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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