this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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