Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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