you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.