My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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