woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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