He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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