Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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