it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
mondays should just be called national damage control day
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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