What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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