Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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