I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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