I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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