I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Quick, to the slutcave!
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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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