If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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