saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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