There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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