so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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