This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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