So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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